Bastardization

[Pockymon]

Because the amount of insults I wish to heap upon Sasuke are too many for the Babble thread.

This is a thread dedicated to bashing characters... Well, who am I fooling? It's mainly for the tormentation of the Pokemon Master, Uchiha, and occassionally Neji, tho he's decided to dig a hole and sqeeze himself into it for a few episodes, which the ERS appreciates.

I think maybe the pro-Whiny Bitches will appreciate a lessening of the bashing in the Babble thread.

As I was saying...

Watched the hour special tonight.

I swear. I have never been so completely annoyed with someone who's supposed to be 'supa kakoii'. Really. It physically pains me that Kakashi said that he and Sasuke were alike.

WHY!!! GOD!!! WHY?!?!?!

I'm too sleepy to properly bastardize Sasuke - not that he doesn't do a fine job of it on his own - but tomorrow I shall return.

So, Nas, wanna plan the "GaaraxSandxSasuke Gangbang" for this weekend? Works for me. :p

[Mr. Knobsworth]

Originally posted by Pockymon
So, Nas, wanna plan the "GaaraxSandxSasuke Gangbang" for this weekend? Works for me. :p

You mean the "Eating Sasuke's spleen with some fava beans and a nice chianti Extravaganza" right? :p

[Pockymon]

You know, I just can't imagine a mofo like him tasting good. He's probably stringy and bland and nasty... just like his personality. Ugh.

[Rehsa4]

I'm going to bash that whole episode

the fight wasn't all that great... I mean... actions like mad for 3 minutes, talking for 5 minutes, then again... wtf.

for a special I was hoping more fun, and not a story moving thing -_-

at least the animation was better than episode 65... omg that episode was worse.

[P P Panda]

Dang, I haven't watched the special yet... But by the comments I've seen so far, even a new thread about it, I'm sad and dissapointed already. Ah well, it'll get good in another couple of weeks.

Oh yeah, I bet Sasuke would taste bitter.

[fanboY]

I thought the whole special was dissapointing, up until the last 10 minutes and the trailer for 68 :lol

But yeah, Sasuke looks like a total tool now, and seriously what is with the symbol on his back, they never once tell you what it means, so like Pocky.. he's now considered to me.. a gae pokemon master :p

[Rehsa4]

they could have been a lot more creative with this episode, because it's just like:

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SPOILERS... sort of
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talking

crazy look

talking

fighting, oh look, I stole fuzzy eyebrowls speed move thing
oh yeah, i'm making a sand bubble and a floating eye
I attack bubble
spikes
i attack more
spikes

talking away from battle for like 10 minutes

i now do super move
injured
i see something which I don't know
bubble breaks
crazy look

everyone falls asleep
bomb
invasion begins

coming on the next episode

f*ck... it was just getting good too near the end

[BloodyDead]

I really didnt like Sasuke in the beginning but now i really really dont like him

[Pockymon]

Well, this thread isn't all about these episodes. It's just ragging on the Pokemon Master - IN GENERAL.

This special was not meant as in "Special Naruto Crap That Doesn't Relate to the Story". It was just called a special because they showed two "episodes" (it really wasn't even two episodes, it was just one hour long episode) at once. That's it. And because it was twice as long, you get two-times the crap Naruto does: Talk. Random Explanations. Angsty moment. Flashy Crap. Cool Stuff. More Babble.


Anyways, back to ****ting on Sasuke...

[Rehsa4]

this battle I think was the worse one he's had.

i'm sure there were worse for sure.

but I don't quite understand how he got such a high speed in that episode to fly around?  he wasn't even watching the fuzzy eyebrowl guy.  Which makes no sense to me -_-

but I also don't ever see his Sharingan even help at all... sure he can steal moves from people, but I never see him steal a move he's seen, except maybe kakashi, but i'm sure he taught it.

he really is a puss, who somehow get's stronger.  i'm sure naruto could beat him.

[Legato 2057]

But he did watch Lee fight Naruto before the exam. Not only that, but when he fought him then, he did use the Sharingan .

[Pockymon]

I don't think he had to necessarily watch someone who's fast to become fast. That just takes practice.

Kakashi watched Lee's fight and while he might not have used the shiringan, he could still show/tell Sasuke what he observed, which is what he did to prepare him for the tourny.

Anyways, enough of this.

Sasuke's a ****ing bitch and I want to run him over with my Carolla.

[BloodyDead]

Hit him with a mazda mx6 then burnout on his body...Anyhow they never explained that symbol on his back ever???


What i dont understand is why people complain about the talking when the manga seems to have alot of dialog also....

[Pockymon]

The symbol is a fan, the Uchiha seal.

How about a stick of dynamite in his anal cavity? And we tie him up in a house that's burning down and see what happens. :cowboy

[BloodyDead]

I ALWAYS thought it was a pokeaball