The "Instant Slash Story," straight from EP's ezBoard.

[Scott]

I don't think my Instant Slash Story came out right.

:crack

The darkness was all around as Lucifer walked through Central Park down towards his cardboard box, random thoughts of doggy style crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Princess Jessie had told him she often dreamed about Icefall involved in missionary position with a dachshund , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Squid .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Kma, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Squid masturbating himself with a Vaseline.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the vacuum cleaner he was carrying with him. Would Squid's head feel like that to his arm?

What would Squid think of him if he knew how his **** grew hard as he thought of eating Mexican off Squid's beautiful nipple?

Lucifer rubbed the vacuum cleaner against his head whispering Squid's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his cardboard box but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Squid's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Squid had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Central Park was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Mexican he was carrying and leisurely scratched his head.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Lucifer calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Mexican and ran towards the sound of his Darling's voice.

Squid stumbled through the darkness towards Lucifer. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Darling being attacked by a dachshund. Was he about to be raped by Bebe dressed as Icefall? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his arm.

Lucifer, Lucifer, my Darling, screamed Squid. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Lucifer leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the vacuum cleaner and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare nipple pointing in the air.

Squid! Lucifer gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Kma said you were in your cardboard box engaged in some doggy style with Princess Jessie.

No, I was alone in my cardboard box with nothing but my Vaseline for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your nipple was, and how I would like to stroke my head against it, and have you kiss my arm, and now I see your nipple for myself I realise that not even Icefall has a nipple to compare with yours.

Oh, Darling, Kma said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Princess Jessie.

What! That old dachshund, I'd rather get involved in missionary position with Bebe, a vacuum cleaner and Mexican than dream of doggy style with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my arm curl.

Oh, Lucifer!

Oh, Squid, my Darling!

Cue soft music, sounds of doggy style and missionary position, soft focus and fade.........

[Messiah]

:lol!!!!! *falls over*

[Sheldon]

Lucifer and Squid!? That's one of the most screwed up things I've ever read. :lol

[Sakurazukamori]

:lol

This is definitely one for the archives...

[Grapeape]

For sure!

raped by Bebe dressed as Icefall

THIS is the single most disturbing thing I have EVER read :lol
It also helps if you remember who Bebe was :sweatdrop

[tarantula]

i was going to post mine, but when i read it.  it was yaoi.

reading that thing was discusting to me.  my name was use in a yaoi script.     nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Sheldon]

...it's supose to be

Who is Bebe any way?

[red x]

Man, I feel left out... ;(

Anyways, Bebe was some annoying ass girl with some serious problems that got banned twice.

[DarkHope7]

Hello all,

  420allday: I feel left out too, but also confused about this whole post...creepy...

Scott: I'm still lost...:dead
 

 G2G

   
8o

[Scott]

Originally posted by 420allday
Man, I feel left out... ;(

Anyways, Bebe was some annoying ass girl with some serious problems that got banned twice.

I hope this makes you feel better.

:p

The darkness was all around as 420 walked through the Pacific Ocean down towards his refrigerator, random thoughts of 69 crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Karou had told him she often dreamed about Icefall involved in the wrap-around butt-grab with a jaguar , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Nasferatu_Alucard .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Kma, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Nasferatu_Alucard masturbating himself with a KY Jelly.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the plunger he was carrying with him. Would Nasferatu_Alucard's nipple feel like that to his eyebrow?

What would Nasferatu_Alucard think of him if he knew how his **** grew hard as he thought of eating Italian off Nasferatu_Alucard's beautiful feet?

420 rubbed the plunger against his nipple whispering Nasferatu_Alucard's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his refrigerator but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Nasferatu_Alucard's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Nasferatu_Alucard had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the Pacific Ocean was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Italian he was carrying and leisurely scratched his nipple.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that 420 calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Italian and ran towards the sound of his Sweetheart's voice.

Nasferatu_Alucard stumbled through the darkness towards 420. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Sweetheart being attacked by a jaguar. Was he about to be raped by Bebe dressed as Icefall? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his eyebrow.

420, 420, my Sweetheart, screamed Nasferatu_Alucard. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! 420 leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the plunger and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare feet pointing in the air.

Nasferatu_Alucard! 420 gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Kma said you were in your refrigerator engaged in some 69 with Karou.

No, I was alone in my refrigerator with nothing but my KY Jelly for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your feet was, and how I would like to stroke my nipple against it, and have you kiss my eyebrow, and now I see your feet for myself I realise that not even Icefall has a feet to compare with yours.

Oh, Sweetheart, Kma said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Karou.

What! That old jaguar, I'd rather get involved in the wrap-around butt-grab with Bebe, a plunger and Italian than dream of 69 with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my eyebrow curl.

Oh, 420!

Oh, Nasferatu_Alucard, my Sweetheart!

Cue soft music, sounds of 69 and the wrap-around butt-grab, soft focus and fade.........

[Lev]

*Lev dubs this the most wrong thread he's ever seen...though it IS quite funny*
:lol

[DarkHope7]

Amen to that Lev! ^_^


 Scott: though your Fic was a bit 'different' in my mind, it made this thread very interesting! (yaoi is just not for me:))

[tos_abicion]

Odd.

Anyways, Bebe was some annoying ass girl with some serious problems that got banned twice.

Hmm, and here I was thinking "Bebe" had something to do with that Bunny Blu character from a while back ...

[tarantula]

i'm sorry!

i hate yaoi too, but when i did the game it came out wrong.  i think the thing change the names.  i didn't like it.

it wasn't my fault that it came out like that.

[Woraug]

LMAO!!! :lol